7/10/16 Primary Matt Whyman http://www.mattwhyman.com

[WP Central]

For years we had enjoyed beef in so many different ways. From juicy burgers to steaks and mince, here was a meat that formed a central part of our diets. Now, everything had changed. The cattle were fighting back. They were armed and exceptionally dangerous.

[WP Central]

    Soon the cattle will be cooking humans for dinner. Imagine - fried human so juicy and delicious. The cattle are already looking for their first victims. Many people saw the herd of haunted cows and chicken, coming for revenge. Who knew the animals could hold so much anger inside. All of a sudden the power went out. I ran as fast as I could to my parents ,heart racing, and sweat dripping down my face. I wiped the sweat off my face and saw red. Blood. Scared, I turned around and saw a cow shadow that suddenly disappeared. Then…

Gabrielle K, Carmel Hill Education Program, Louisiana

[Amy Lewis]

I turned and ran. Straight into a large black and white cow.we stared at each other."ow!" exclaimed the cow,"that hurt !!" Cried the cow ."I'm sorry, I did not mean to run into you but it's so,so dark.Wait a minute,pinch me, you're a talking cow". The cow explained that .....
Poppy, Lily W, Jamie P, Tilly C and Lucy, Hoo St Werburgh Primary School, Kent, England

[Andy Taylor]

He could talk human “see”, mooed the mighty beast, “Now that all my cow-boy friends have been ZOMBIFIED!”

The cow explained to me that the zombie cows were going to take over the world…

Their eyes blood shot, as well as skin like rotten bananas, so when twenty year old farmer Joe found out about the zombie cow; he dialled 000001 which was DOCTOR DUCK (a zombie specialist).

Professor Duck arrived in his duck mobile, with his most famous invention, the dezombiefire gun…

By Oaklie, Josh, Alfie, Bradley and Ewan

Otters Class, Easebourne Primary School

[Amy Lewis]

Even though Doctor Duck did not look very appropriate to be a doctor he still was very smart and clever. "I am so close to getting the cure to the dezombiefire but I can't find the missing element!" Doctor Duck looked disappointed.
"What's missing? How can I help?" Farmer Joe could hear the cows head butting the door.
"Well I need to try and find the last element which is golden grass."
"Oh! My friend has loads in his barn!"exlaimed Joe. "It's about three fields away!"
Two men slumped down in their seats. How would they make it with hundreds of raging cows just outside. A sly smile spread across Joe's face.
"I remember we had a horse costume from the play last year at the theatre..."

[Sarah Cook]

“Maybe we should use it?”

“Great idea Joe” Docter Duck said excitedly ready to go on an adventure! “Ok I will go” Doctor Duck shouted as he slips into the horse costume. “Bang Bang Bang! Joe ran to the door and tried his hardest to keep the haunted zombie cows out of the house.

“Quick go!” yelled Joe. Then suddenly all the pressure from the door went away as soon as Doctor Duck stepped outside. What was happening? What were the cows doing? Then Joe realized that the zombie cows either had a really good sense of smell or great hearing but he couldn’t quite figure out which one was they had. By the time Joe realized it was too late, Doctor Duck had already been captured by the zombie cows. When Joe saw Doctor Duck being carried away by four humongous cows followed by hundreds of zombie cows, Joe thought to himself for a minute ‘Doctor Duck had the dezombiefire maybe I could use Doctor Duck as a distraction to get the dezombiefire and run to the barn’, but there's one problem, the doctor has the dezombiefire with him.

Joe decides to sprint to the doctor and run to the barn. When he gets to the doctor he yells, “Hey doc pass me the dezombiefire”

“Ok”. Joe catches it then starts his sprint but as soon as he gets to the first field...

 By Hannah & John-Carlo

Christ the King, Australia

[Jacinta Keenan]

He remembers he needs to go to the barn to get the golden grass to make the dezombiefire work. So he sprints to the barn to get golden grass. But guarding the barn are chicken pigs  that fly at least a 1000 feet high. So farmer Joe says "I have a frying pan and I'm not afraid to cook you for breakfast". The chicken pigs do not surrender, they start biting farmer Joe on the bottom. Farmer Joe gets out his box of matches and pretends to light a chicken pig on fire and says 'Are you sure you don't want to surrender?' Then the chicken pigs surrendered and stopped biting his bottom.Then they let farmer Joe get the golden grass and Joe went and dezombiefied the cows and freed doctor duck and saved the day.  After that they went home to eat some bacon, beaf and chicken and lived happily ever after.

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Jasmin and Sophie

St Brigids Catholic School New Norfolk